Lazy Sunday in a Boring Town...Remains Lazy and Boring

There are about five members of the stage crew for the production that my school has just finished. Today, in this boring town, on this lazy Sunday afternoon, I tried to pick a fight with each and every one of them. I have nothing against them, it's just that I need to learn how to fight. This would be a valuable skill, no?
But apparently, this "emo" behavior causes a loss of friends. Who ever knew that self-defacing behavior drives people away? I will need to remember not to attempt to pick fights with fellow students if I wish to keep my friends here.

On an unrelated note, I came back to my "home" after the day's work, and began thinking about juxtapositions. Oddly enough, I find that alcohol has always lived well with mankind, and is in a number of sayings in the English language. "Wine and cheese," "steak and beer," and "brandy and a cigar" are among the top spots in my mind. Obviously, the English and their rebel colonists have a strong love of alcohol.